Why I'm Rooting for the Boston Celtics

I'm only following the NBA playoffs through my Lebron lens. Here's why I'm rooting for Boston to sweep Orlando and sweep the Lakers: Lebron's watching and here's what he's thinking.

1. Dang, Boston's good!
2. We almost beat them!
3. If my elbow wasn't injured we might have beaten them!
4. If I had a coach who didn't get outcoached on a nightly basis, we could have beaten them!
5. Boston's getting old.
6. I'm staying in Cleveland!