I'm not referring to Joakim Noah's basketball skills. He's a good player on a bad team. I'm referring to his comments about Cleveland's nightlife. I'm not from Cleveland, although I am a Northern Ohio native. I haven't been to Cleveland in several years. Other than its sports teams, I could give a hoot about Cleveland.
Dear Joakim Noah:
- You're not funny. Criticizing the city of the team you're playing against isn't funny. It's tired. It's selfish. It does nothing more than draw attention to yourself.
- You equate the worth of a city with its nightlife. Grow up. I'm sorry you can't find a decent skank after midnight.
- You play for Chicago, not exactly a paradise. In Italian it means "I crap." It's cold. It has the most corrupt political system in the country and has produced the most corrupt president in our nation's history.
- Your team sucks. Bottom line is the Bulls aren't any good. Shut your mouth and start talking after you win a playoff series.
P.P.S. I don't really think you're a loser. I actually admire your work ethic. It's just that sometimes I get behind a keyboard and think I'm a tough guy. Please don't kick my butt if we ever meet. Go Cavs!
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